foone:

Does anyone remember what happened to Radio Shack?

They started out selling niche electronics supplies. Capacitors and transformers and shit. This was never the most popular thing, but they had an audience, one that they had a real lock on. No one else was doing that, so all the electronics geeks had to go to them, back in the days before online ordering. They branched out into other electronics too, but kept doing the electronic components.

Eventually they realize that they are making more money selling cell phones and remote control cars than they were with those electronic components. After all, everyone needs a cellphone and some electronic toys, but how many people need a multimeter and some resistors?

So they pivoted, and started only selling that stuff. All cellphones, all remote control cars, stop wasting store space on this niche shit.

And then Walmart and Target and Circuit City and Best Buy ate their lunch. Those companies were already running big stores that sold cellphones and remote control cars, and they had more leverage to get lower prices and selling more stuff meant they had more reasons to go in there, and they couldn’t compete. Without the niche electronics stuff that had been their core brand, there was no reason to go to their stores. Everything they sold, you could get elsewhere, and almost always for cheaper, and probably you could buy 5 other things you needed while you were there, stuff Radio Shack didn’t sell.

And Radio Shack is gone now. They had a small but loyal customer base that they were never going to lose, but they decided to switch to a bigger but more fickle customer base, one that would go somewhere else for convenience or a bargain. Rather than stick with what they were great at (and only they could do), they switched to something they were only okay at… putting them in a bigger pond with a lot of bigger fish who promptly out-competed them.

If Radio Shack had stayed with their core audience, who knows what would have happened? Maybe they wouldn’t have made a billion dollars, but maybe they would still be around, still serving that community, still getting by. They may have had a small audience, but they had basically no competition for that audience. But yeah, we only know for sure what would happen if they decided to attempt to go more mainstream: They fail and die. We know for sure because that’s what they did.

I don’t know why I keep thinking about the story of what happened to Radio Shack. It just keeps feeling relevant for some reason.

(via neoncryptid)

markscherz:

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Hot damn. Great question, I’d love to tell you.

High Fantasy

Look, this rainfrog is called Breviceps bagginsi, so I don’t have a lot of choice, now do I?

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Also, I would go with them to the end. Into the very fires of Mordor.

Low Fantasy

Phyllomedusine hylids have a certain weird clown marionette vibe to them. Just look at these Pithecopus rohdei.

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Lovecraftian

The male Rhinoderma darwinii raises his tadpoles in his vocal sac.

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Sci-Fi

Gephyromantis pseudoasper sometimes wear handsome stripes—very Space Age™

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But more importantly, their calls evoke a battle with laser-blasters.


I filmed this calling male in 2017 at an obscene hour of the morning.

Horror

Trichobatrachus robustus, aka the Hairy Frog, has flanks and thighs covered in weird, hair-like outgrowths that increase oxygen exchange over its skin, and BREAKS ITS FINGERS TO STAB YOU WITH CLAWS MADE OF BONE

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Romance

Breviceps males physically glue themselves to the back-ends of females, and if that’s not romance, I don’t know what is.

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Comedy

Nyctimantis arapapa are probably amongst the funniest-looking frogs out there.

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Adult

The ‘poly’ in Polypedates may be a double entendre

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Crime and Mystery

Calyptocephalella gayi is a Galaxy Brain frog.

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Speculative

Myobatrachus gouldii is basically what would happen if you decided to try to build a turtle, but you only had frog pieces in the kit.

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(via human-leather-hat-appreciator)

stupidbeecandle:

official-german-unfug:

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

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the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

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sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!


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It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

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egg cup:

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#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

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Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

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nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

Hehehe ihr habt Eier gesagt

Dont lump wire egg slicer in with the rest of this ultra niche shit. You ever try slicing a lot of eggs all at once for a recipe? It sucks ass. Wires make it obscenely easy

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

(via stupidbeecandle)

abronzeagegod:

writing-prompt-s:

Your small, otherwise unimpressive, kingdom is suddenly one of the strongest powers in the land. This is due to the sole reason that, unlike other rulers, you’re happy to work with the local orcs, goblins, dragons, and several other races that are usually attacked on sight.

“The first rule of diplomacy,” you say, “is really quite easy. Just be honest and kind.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, that’s it. The orcs that everyone complains about all the time, the roving bands that attack and are so viscous?”

“How did you deal with them? They’ve repelled the Golden Armies of Paladramus!”

You shrug. “I asked their leader what they wanted, we drank a couple of pints of truly hideous orc mead, and I gave them seven hundred acres of land.”

“What? That is almost a fifth of the total land of your kingdom!”

Again, you shrug. “Yeah but it’s largely that barren dessert up north. We weren’t using it, the orcs really wanted it. Apparently they’re almost like lizards and love sunning themselves on hot rocks so the dessert is actually perfect for them.”

“Really? That was it?”

“I mean we have some more complicated trade deals. Water, crops and such in exchange for some stuff you can only really get out of the dessert. There’s a mine over there and most important our northern border is that expansionist jackass.”

“The Golden Army!”

“Yeah ever since Grammark beat the crap out of them a couple years back they don’t want to have anything to do with the orcs. And we’re buddies now so it works out for everyone I think.”

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